I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Slightly tangential ...

You have got to be trolling now. There is now way in hell 150-300$ shirts are happening sweater or not.

You have got to be trolling now. There is now way in hell 150-300$ shirts are happening sweater or not.

Get the fuck outta here with this. 

Get the fuck outta here with this. 

No way this guy’s almost six feet of pure muscle bulk and only weighs 150 lb...

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

It officially takes longer to drive to/from that god-awful stadium than it does to watch the game itself.

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

Getting paid and coasting is the American Dream and Hassan Whiteside is my personal hero.

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

If they put a 10ft basketball hoop on the springy floor-routine floor? Absolutely. She would probably need to have someone toss her the ball mid-air though.

Yep, the Bears could use—

Jordan Sargent?? What is this 2015??