No, you would have had a 100% chance of punching a racist SOB in the mouth. You would have had a one-in-four chance of punching someone who defines themselves by their racism. 

In what world is 33 young?

I like your takes. Do you have a podcast I could subscribe to? 

You’re absolutely right that they’d never fight, but can you imagine that gangle-fest? All elbows and flails. 

Amen, though I’d look at the new Pacificas, though that’s just the personal preference of a value-minded shopper.

2000 feet of very watery diarrhea.

“Some”? Has anyone not looked down on another for bragging that they don’t have a television? 

I bought an Elantra gt new in 14, and am looking to upgrade to a gt sport in the next few years. I really, really wish they'd bring the i30n/gtn over to the states. I'd buy it. 

To be fair, it was a busy day! They sent two guys to jail! 

In short, ‘nah’. 

I was NOT expecting a Frank Stallone joke today, but I am so glad I got one. 

You can say that again.

How is the RF not enough of a roof for you?

Or the various, often friendly but occasionally confrontational homeless people. 

You’re not following the argument. The Celtics starting pg had nothing to do with the Celtics success at the end of the season last year. For those intents and purposes, the players were interchangable and saying that the team had success because they traded IT is wrong. 

I disagree with nothing you state. But for last year, it did not at all matter who they had between IT or Kyrie. That’s the point of my rebuttal, and I'm not sure how you could argue against it. 

Neither do I, and further I very much believer Kyrie is the better player, of course. That said, for last season, it mattered for shit that they had either one of them. 

This is a good point. Instead of having a multidimensional offensive threat that plays no defense and who's season ends at the midway point at the pg position, they traded him for a multidimensional offensive threat that plays no defense and who's season ends at the midway point at the pg position.

Don’t they, though? Arguably the most important work this site is doing is being driven by Diana, and it is 100% pure journalism in the realm of sports...ie sports journalism. The guys I listed above are closer to great “blog boys”, not journalists. Nothing Shatz or Lowe write is actually meaningful, but it’s…

I’d agree, but also posit that Deadspin doesn’t have the best anyone covering sports right now, save maybe one. Basketball is Lowe at ESPN, Football is a toss up (I like Barnwell and the FO crew) but definitely not here, Baseball is (don’t give a shit, guessing not here)...it just goes on. I barely follow soccer but…