Not that I condone any inappropriate speeding, but little girls on trikes should not be riding nowhere near intersections. Some parents are just very lax.

Meanwhile, over at U-Haul...

Im sure they tested them in Korea, which is also unbearably hot in the Summer

They should probably offer it with a vinyl graphic across the bottom of the doors

Can it run Crysis at max settings?

What? You can’t take time off. As a Jalopnik Gold member, I demand fresh, engaging content 365 days a year.

“You obey whoever is tallest?! That’s so stupid!”

That was amazing. The cut to the vent was genius. 

He should have thrown a magazine in the aisle to distract the cops.

As great as the sunflower seeds as a weapon strategy was by the gentleman, the woman is clearly the star of this video. Her falling through that ceiling and immediate recovery were absolutely amazing. 

Wondering if she knew she was climbing on top of the drop ceiling rather than a ventilation shaft :)

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

preemptively retaliated

Don’t underestimate the cargo capacity of a modified Miata:

COTMonth

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

If you drive a tiny turbocharged car with gullwing doors, you don’t fist bump. You peer over the top of your Foster Grants and give the ol’ fingergun and a wink.

I got a chance to ride, very briefly, in a Bentley once about 20 years ago at Lime Rock (from the paddock to the top of the infield hill). It was similar to this one. I’m not sure it had doors.

Damn it feels good to be a Yakuza.