Dont make me stick my pecker under your mustache!

Geez, that fire hose just soaked the engine! Now its ruined! jk

@AndresMN: holy sheep shit! I dont even know what an Express kidnapping is but it sounds like a Mexico exclusive.

@Joe: I googled Horus (The name on the front lever of the box) and found this pic. Also some info: [www.ablogtoread.com]

@uzter54: Yeah I got the impression the bullet came from behind through the back left of his coat then hitting the phone in his pocket. I dont get how the phone did anything but get in the way of an exiting bullet. When I read the headline I imagined him being shot from the front in the heart area where his phone was,…

@AndresMN: Mexico is fucking hard core man. I dont think people realize how insane that country can be.

@joeytrace: I think they are "Life-Yachts" for when it hits an ice berg. You know youre pimp when you have life yachts!

Why would you need a driveway and parking spots? You can drive anywhere.

@hoon_n_friends: seriously? How many did you drink? Ive had em a few times and barely got drunk. And i rarely ever drink. I just felt wide awake and buzzed

@Xander Crews: I was reading it as ciento wunse. Like once apon a time. Is it pronounced oon-say? That sounds much better then how I was reading it. ha

Damn thats deep. Ive heard that a lot of times when children are molested, they grow up and do the same thing to other kids. It can be a horrible cycle. But fortunately Bill did not end up this way. Although he lived a tormented life and seemed to feel that he wasnt as good a person as he should have been, he did a…

Whhhyyyyyyy??? I hate cooter ass people some times. Yeah I said cooter. People that trick out their rides horribly like this or using every lame chrome accessory Pep Boys sells. But why on an M3?? If you can afford an M3, cant you afford to NOT spray paint the engine so horribly? Or is this some rich kids joke?

Wow! As stated already he is intelligent, talented and seems to be trying to dig himself outta his shitty situation. I like em.

lucky the back door didnt get jammed up and not open after they backed in to the safe. THat would have been awesome. "The hatch wont open...Now what??"

@corporateoppressor: I bet its stolen.

@Shamoononon: Agreed. Sounds like a couple of assholes that are perfect for each other. Although Id expect that pretentious attitude (how he came across in his posting) more from a Prius driver than a Z/28 driver.

TRD in a punch bowl!!! Good one

@$kaycog: Look at that! Would you look at it??

@ne1245: oh shit! a fuckin T-100. And this was him before he got on the bike and sped away