I’m not sure I’ve ever encountered an off-duty cop who wasn’t still a complete asshole.

I’ve yet to meet a cop who was less of an asshole out of uniform than he was in one.

Jesus Christ. And I guess roughing up a couple teenage girls wasn’t enough, because he clearly takes a swing at the administrator too. Somebody’s got a fucking complex. I hope to God something actually happens this time, because these cops are gonna fucking kill somebody at some point.

It has nothing to do with how much money is spent, but on what it is spent and what is taught as a result. The schools I went to were consistently top-rated and produced an inordinate number of individuals who went on to prestigious colleges and prestigious careers.

No, it works only if you’re so poor you can’t come up with $100 at once to pay for prime, which leads me to wonder why you’re buying so much stuff you need a prime membership.

If the problem is smell rather that dirt, try putting it into the coldest freezer you can find and leaving it there for a few days. Perhaps even do a freeze, thaw, freeze cycle. Oh, and put it in a plastic bag so that smell can’t spread.

What other industry can be represented by an angry unicorn breathing fire?

All well and good until they just give road crews black spray paint to cover it up and move on

Citizens unite! Grab a can of spray paint and “fix” your pot holes.

aww, missed opportunity

You’ll wake up like this:

We already have the American Wanksy, as anyone who’s seen Superbad knows.

Brilliant.