You Maniacs! You piled it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

I don’t know which movies you are watching but it’s pretty clear that the current MCU movies are what Marvel considers “Girl Superhero movies”. On many occasions (most of them involving Thor) they clearly cater to the “female gaze”. This is backed up by their obove average female audience breakdown of the box office…

Well, after this, it’s only a short step from solar panels to installing some GX-8 water vaporators, and then the Almonds can grow again!

All well and good until they just give road crews black spray paint to cover it up and move on

Citizens unite! Grab a can of spray paint and “fix” your pot holes.

aww, missed opportunity

You’ll wake up like this:

We already have the American Wanksy, as anyone who’s seen Superbad knows.

Brilliant.