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Needs more Dokken.

And a spectacular re-emergence of Doodie Calls with Doug Mand!

All I want is for Michael Emerson to play Kim Jong Un.

I remember Girlfriends, it came on BET every Monday at about 8 or 8:15.

I would like to thank AV Club for introducing me to Prince, specifically his "Dirty Mind" album. What an awesome collection of jams.

The scene in "The Man With Two Brains" where we first hear the prostitute speak is the hardest I've laughed at anything ever. It's so unexpected.

9-0-2-1-Pho may be the worst I've seen.

I can get behind this.

"we'll always know he was this tall."

The internet…

The internet!

The internet?

Oh yeah? Well if he's so nice why do I hate him!

One day I too hope to have enough money to list "CARS" as one of my hobbies.

We don't need to do this. It's still early, it can still be stopped!

If you wanna do the Steve Urkel dance, all you gotta do is hitch up your pants. Bend your knees, and stick out your pelvis, I'll tell you baby it's better than Elvis.

I liked both. To me, though, You're Next was just more viscerally entertaining. I never found myself scared during Cabin, but I liked it regardless. During You're Next, I was scared, I laughed, I cheered and I winced. It was just a fun, fun movie.

You're Next

I still think that Steve Urkel is a comic treasure waiting to be rediscovered.