Gavin McInnes is so bizarrely vile and LOUD about it. I don't understand why anyone in the business community would ever want to be associated with him. There is nothing interesting about him and at this point he is a liability for anyone who associates with him. Soon enough he will be damned to Opie and Anthony…

Bear movements, ranked:

I don't move my lips when I read.

There has to be treasure in the room in order for it to be a secret treasure room. More like: "Boys hipster parents turned the attic into a room full of cheap garbage from Ikea, and stiffed him of a proper birthday present."

(c'mon, anybody? anybody?)

I like the idea, but man this woman drives me nuts. "The Boy?" Give me a break. And all they did was paint a wall blue, put up a map, and stick a desk in there. A secret treasure room should have some, you know, secret treasure. Get a little creative. It was much more interesting before the renovation. That's the kind…

These parents sure know how to pat themselves on the back and point out how they are such great parents.

Man, I would have been so disappointed if I were that kid. A room? Really? You're giving me square footage? You're giving me real estate? I'm a fucking kid. Give me a pet. Give me a game. The kid said it best: