Even in the vile, sensory- and morally-assaulting, humorless void that has been 2020-2021, “Game. Blouses.” will never not be funny.

Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit.  

Too easy a prediction.

The article is literally called “the worst is behind us”, and barring some true insanity, that’s almost certainly true. It also says “our current status quo is still awful”, so I’m not sure where you’re getting that this is “acceptable”, but it’s not from this article.

But how can you shoehorn that into a specifically anti-Uber/Lyft take? 

There is never any good reason to pre-order a game. Never. 

In the examples you mentioned the teammates continue to play and get paid.

What you’re paying for is a licesne to copy and run the game code. Whether you’re paying for it as part of an ongoing subscription service, or paying for it in a singular transaction doesn’t change the fact that doing both is paying for that license twice.

That’s called editorializing and it’s totally fair.

I really don’t understand the angle of comparing these dogs to Republicans. That just feels unnecessarily mean-spirited. I’ve liked having pets back in the White House.

Ah yes. Piers Morgan truly has the right to act huffy because someone made “personal attacks” against him. I cannot understand where someone would get the idea that such behavior was acceptable on his show! 

Before everyone says that these people were dumb for sending money to someone they’d never met, let’s not dump on people who made a mistake and have already paid dearly for it and learned their lesson. We’ve all made mistakes. 

It's almost like the indicative and the subjunctive are two different moods, and used for two different things!

Books then. Journals. Encyclopedias. Anything that would prove me wrong rather than right. Anything that isn’t just an assertion without evidence that your opinion is right, especially given your track record of being wrong (another four errors I count in this explanation alone for example). Give me something.

I could have sworn his origin story also included being menaced by a flock of bowties and some joker savaging him on national television.

Fun fact: The flag code only applies to actual flags, not stickers, novelty items and clothing.

I am fully aware of what is at stake for the Democrats if they don’t pass things like HR.1 so you can take that bullshit and shove it. It doesn’t change the fact that trying any sort of traditional pressure on Manchin is a waste of money and time so people who are stupid enough to try and primary him because they…

What power is he not exercising? 

For F%*KS SAKE GET EVOLUTION OFF THAT LIST, It is a natural process that science has been able to document and explain. IT IS NOT A RELIGION AND SHOULD NOT BE LISTED AS ONE.

Every since our kids started school (15 years ago now, wow) we encouraged them to (politely) advocate for their rights and to never blindly follow small-minded authority. We’ve armed them with critical thinking skills, and a solid sense of right and wrong. When they first started carrying cell phones we were explicit…