They sent Martha Stewart to prison for less than this.

I see Cuomo is taking a page from the Trump playbook by refusing to refer to himself as “former governor.” Jaysus. “The 56th Governor of the State of New York.” Give me a break.

Well, if you’re going to try to take over the world...

That...is actually the best explanation of Elon’s behavior that I’ve ever seen.

Plot twist: Kimbal is really the one in charge. Elon is his stooge, and does whatever he tells Elon to do.

Eh, i think the takeway is less "Kimbal Musk is a genius" and more "Tesla is highly volatile".

SEC? What SEC?

Bootlickers in the comments be like

She does go on to explain that if she sells the property in the future for the same price, she’ll owe taxes on that $3 million again. But until that day, she’s basically getting an interest-free loan from the government.

White kid that played football with my son got expelled his first day in high school for stealing his sister’s car and doing donuts in front of the school. Smoked weed and drank like a fish. Expelled from a second school sophomore year and sent to the local alternative school. Eventually dropped out and was arrested…

Everyone here knows who is it. He’s even shown in the picture above leaning on the bumper of his truck. Nobody wants to give his legal team any ammunition have the case tossed so we all keep quiet about it (like the law says we should).

His parents are “champion live stock breeders” or some such inbred shit.

Only certain people and certain crimes, obviously.

I used to own a home in Bridgeland, so I definitely benefited from the suburban sprawl. I’m also familiar with the area, as I lived just over 99 from Waller County.

Yeah, has something to do with rodeos or something. I’ve lived in TX 40 years now and never bought a cowboy hat or cowboy boots so I’m not an expert but you definitely see it around here.

I’m from a not rural area and I see it every fucking day.

white kid does something atrocious and walks with, at worst, community service, a sealed record and expungement on majority.

black, latino or cambodian kid does the exact same thing, if he isn’t shot while being arrested, he gets tried as an adult, max…

Do teens in that part of Texas really dress like 45 year old divorced dads who work for a landscaping contractor? The big belt buckle is just precious.

Don’t forget: “He was just at the end of his rope and having a bad day”

republicans only want cops and AGs to be tough on crime when it is a POC or junkie. when it is a white kid with a bright future (tm)(c)(R)(pat pend) then we need to forgive these youthful indiscretions....

About time. But we all know some bible thumping old judge will talk about his potential and future college aspirations and his coming from an upstanding family and get a wrist slap and expungement of his record.