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I actually looked into Carvana this summer while shopping for a new truck. They actually had a pretty decent selection, but I’m one of those finicky folks that wanted something very specific and ended up going through a traditional dealer. It really made me want the Carvana experience but with new vehicles. My

The lap time/acceleration/top speed stuff really does seem like gratuitous d—k waving. But I understand that part of the game here is showing that BEVs are a viable replacement to ICE vehicles. Pomposity is probably necessary to turn heads. This is the most interesting tidbit to me:

I mean, really. As I understand it, these vehicles were right up there with the Phaeton. Technologically impressive, yes, but immensely electrically/mechanically complex, with a very temperamental parts supply chain to boot. I heard a story about one of the first TDI Touaregs in the state ending up lemoned within 6

We all knew this was coming.  

I mean, everybody has heard Offset’s raps, right?  He’s a loud and proud misogynist and philanderer, so I have to assume that infidelity didn’t come as a surprise to Cardi. 

Mask mandate compliance seems to finally be catching on my corner of the world. What I find truly baffling is that the non-compliant people I see are often male “heads of household” out with their families, the rest of which are masked up. Most of the time they defiantly glare around, as if they’re hoping that

Had to go ND with this one, if only because it’s already been Frankensteined and almost certainly hooned excessively. The latter is less important, though the fact that the engine was “rebuilt” (?) kind of sets off some red flags for me. This is the sort of powerplant that should last forever, even under excessive

Couple of things here: “7,500+ pounds” is about equivalent to an entry-level pickup like a Chevy Colorado or Ford Ranger.  Maybe I’m being biased by my own desires in a truck, but I thought the Cybertruck wanted to be seen as closer to “heavy duty.”  The batteries-in-trailer idea is actually pretty great, but it’s

It looks more like a UTV/side-by-side now. I thought the last one was some kind of delightful, street-legal, ultra-cheap Jeep knockoff.  Nothing wrong with the redesign, but I certainly preferred the Jeep cosplay. 

ND on this one. Just a bit too much coin for this type of survivor. That said, it reminded me that my parents cross-shopped a Trooper against the Volvo 240 they ended up buying. I ended up becoming a bit of a Volvo die-hard and ended up owning about a half dozen 240s and feeling right at home under the hood or inside

He is the most virile, strong, manly president in history. STOP BULLYING HIM! A TOWN HALL SHOULD BE A SAFE SPACE!

I never looked at it that way.  Makes perfect sense. 

Frankly, I’m surprised that the Shelton/Stefani relationship made it this far. One can only assume that it was a farce manufactured to financially benefit both parties. A split would simply mean that they’ve milked that particular cash cow dry.

I’m sure he unironically calls for “law and order” constantly as well. 

There’s probably a few people out there that would pay nearly $30k for something like this.  For the rest of us it’s a hard ND. 

Jesus mowed those money changers at the temple down with his MAGA-themed AR-15.