rockymountainoyster
Rocky Mountain Oyster
rockymountainoyster

Here is what I have learned from 25+ years of experience in the industry, more than a dozen languages and countless "frameworks". Most frameworks are overly complicated, the architectures used are formed on top of a dozen half baked ideas and most coders are writing code around learning new useless paradigms rather

Or you could just be dating Shaq.

Good news everyone: If the ring you had to give back in any way referenced pop culture/children's literature/anything someone else doesn't like, chin up! You were NEVER SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED ANYWAY.

I can't imagine it would take that long to get up to speed these days in typing. I started messing around with computers (Apple ][+) when I was in third grade. With all that typing, it didn't take me long to get up to speed. Our 'touch typing' class in middle school was a waste - I was already typing much faster than

Whoa... we got bigamy, leaking implants, counter lawsuits to end the marriage, and someone named Lolita?

She should've acknowledged the song's meaning, but I'm not really about these Internet pile-ons lately. I just never see them bring about much dialogue or real change. Celebrities continue making these missteps, the usual comment drama ensues, the overwrought think pieces roll out like clockwork, the apologies are

It's not quite clear what our aggrieved sorority member saw that she didn't like. I have a guess, though.

It is actually against Kappa rules to wear a Kappa t shirt to a bar or liquor store, and it looks like the man in the photo is going to one or the other. You might think that is another stupid sorority rule and that's fine, but I'm just saying it might be unfair to call these girls out as racists.

I want to get on board with this series but it honestly just seems like an excuse to bag on strangers and really petty. Sororities have arbitrary and ridiculous rules regarding grooming and behavior? You don't say! It's a private club, if people want to pay to have their lives run that way who cares? Greek life is

I really don't understand all this shaming. Because being in a sorority is so expensive, and there is an image to uphold, some sorority girls are not allowed to let other people (men or women) wear their shirts at all unless it was a philanthropic event where they sold shirts.

There are shitty people in groups everywhere. Yes, the email sent to you is poorly written and eye-roll worthy. But yes, also, this thread is unnecessary. I'm not sure what is being improved or illuminated by posting this stupid email from 2011.

anna i am just going to start writing you anonymous bitchy emails about all of your articles.

Meanwhile, the Wal-Mart plus-size collection is set to get a release date. . .

Heh, the lesbian relationships from my limited observation have not screamed "stress free".

So where is it that he called the reporter cunty? Or do you mean where he said the article was cunty? Or do you mean that anything you write is physically YOU?

Ikr? Seems like the centenarian set is 50/50 between "the key to longevity is bourbon and a deep dickin'" and "oatmeal and a morning constitutional"

"assload of fiber"

So my list on how to live to be over a hundred so far consists of the following:

A quote from my beloved late grandmother after my grandfather died.

She reminds me of my great-grandma who died a few years ago at the age of 93. She was an amazing woman who got treated like shit by her husband, but out-lived him by 30 years. (She said it was the best 30 years of her life.) The whole experience must have made her a little cynical. I remember we were driving to my