I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.

They can’t even line up the traffic straddling bus in a small scale model. How did any one think this was legit?

Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.

Maybe they should pay for a wall?

Since the CIA guy managed to crawl inside the embassy and the security guy was inside as well, is US security personnel allowed to shoot the Russian guard, given that he is trespassing on US property? So many questions. That video was straight out of a movie.

Probably because all the ads warn about driving them for more than 4 hours...

You should write for a living

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Tom - I also find this odd. My first vette was a base model 2006, which I carmax’d purchased in 2009. it had 9k on the odo. My second was a 2010 z06 I purchased in 2010 that had 5k on the odo. Both cars looked and ran as you would expect. I generally put 7-9k a year on them. I drive the cars rain or shine (third…

Fuckin’ Mighty Putty that shit.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

What are they doing with the V-10? Because I’m thinking Miata swap.

Fancy Kristen is the best Kristen.

I love the look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture.

If anything was going to ferry my fancy ass around...

F*ck kinja, seriously

Don’t know where you been, but the internet doesn’t need facts, data, or citation.

Love me some fuselage Dodge.