Dude that's hilarious and scary.

I never knew the "Sittin' on a Toilet" lady was a lady! I always thought that was a guy.

No problem, man. I am certainly no better at typing. These look like cool skates!

"I may generally general a of balance..." I have no idea what this sentence was originally supposed to be but I think it was passed over in the editing.

Hahaha sorry. Candle jokes are just too easy in this circumstance.

Looks like they need some candles at Candlestick Park.

I hope I'm not the only one who looked at the title picture and thought that the kid looks kind of like he has blood on his hands (and weirdly, his face).

Is North Korea always this dark?

Replying to promote.

Nice graphic. Thanks jdent421!

Everything I've heard-though that isn't a large amount of information-suggests that Kim Jong-Un is just as wacked as his father was. Like father, like son.

Exactly what I was thinking of! :D

The implied Step 1 that I haven't completed yet: Purchase a tablet.

Only evil 1 percenters can afford to run with scissors down those stairs...

Yup. Totally a barrel roll. I was gonna comment the same thing. But discovered you had beat me to it.

I don't know about you, but in the real world I'm constantly in shock and waiting to be shocked. :)

Haha!

The only thing that I might be worried about is that the freezing might somehow alter the chemical nature of the medicine and perhaps render it less effective.

What's wrong with emailing people documents?

Same idea as this recent Giz article.