Sadly google translate can’t really express how well the actual poetry is. I spend the first 12 years of my life learning this language and I can barely scratched the surface with how well written it is. A lot of it is metaphors and just pure great phrases. Below is my attempt.

Thanks for writing it. I quite enjoy reading about peoples lives overseas especially since I’ve thought about doing that myself. I was born in Japan and I’ve wanted to go there to teach English but when I’ve looked into it, it doesn’t sound as lucrative as teaching in China. I know your wife shot down Japanese cars…

I just read your post on buying the Camaro. Do teachers get paid a lot in China? How much did the camaro end up costing in USD?

I saw a rough cut of the movie back in October and the Figure 8 Race was one of the best parts of the movie.

I am honored that you made a post about this. You did a lot more justice to the topic of rotary valves than most people do. Most just assume it is a Wankel rotary engine.

If Japan only, why is steering wheel be on left side???

Rosita’s sole purpose on the show is to make me say “Damn, she fine as hell” every time she appears on screen.

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Well, it’s a remote but distinct possibility that either people from Michigan are more competent drivers. Personally though I think shitty drivers are universal, but the ways in which they express it or not. Idiots tend to learn from other idiots and adopt their mannerisms when they see them, so I can see how dumb…

Jalop-emeritus Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken used to occasionally comment on the steering wheels he worked on. He hasn’t posted for quite a while but it’s worth looking back at his experience with these.

And especially after the last week of insanity with Trump, a comforting feeling of something being reliably there to enjoy was just what the doctor ordered. For that 70 minutes or so, everything just felt right with world to me.

I heard it comes with a custom paint color that is a blend of Grabber Blue and Pussy Magnet Yellow.

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

Mustangs.

I hope that this simple act has somehow sterilized them.

I used to drive RT24 to 95/128 everyday to go up to Waltham Ma (come to think about it, I should have put that in the horror/creepy stories from the other day). Miserable traffic. That road really brings out the worst in people. I have seen everything from people eating salads while reading a book (while driving) to…

Someone please send him a copy of this book....