no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

This is a true classic article. I still site it whenever I find myself in conversation about Fridays or all you can eat specials. 

Here’s the thing I don’t get about Ninja’s desire to “not put his wife through that.”

Different relationships have different concerns, obviously, but one of the few things that should be static is the expectation of (and trust in) fidelity, assuming that’s what both parties want in a monogamous setting.

My wife is a…

Anytime somebody says Kaepernick.

They really didn’t need to get involved...something about Republicans don’t want Big Brother.

Crimson Cried: Connor Croll’s Call Criminal, Cops Claim

Reading the quotes doesn’t do it justice. Gus has some serious thirst for an old ref dude.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IM LOSING MY SHIT.

The voice acting is way too much like Kingdom Hearts which makes for a hilarious juxtaposition.

The super hack:

I’ve found this to be generally true of a lot of music on YT. It’s often people sharing stories of when they first heard the song or if it’s an older song what caused them to discover it more recently (e.g. it appeared in movie soundtrack).

I was expecting this to be a gif of Gruden's face being turned more and more red with every article and I was immensely disappointed.

William Shakespeare? “To be or not to be?” His plays are still being produced around the world 403 years after his death.

No Pope Thrower? 

Fam, you didn’t have to hurt my heart with that tho...

Yoh know damn well there have been more than enough instances of black and brown people doing exactly what they have been told by police and still get killed or beaten. What about that care giver in Florida , shot with his hands in the air? Philando Castile told the cop he had a gun and where it was , still was shot.…

“Unique circumstances”

so...any US stores halting sales of guns temporarily as a ‘mark of respect’?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”