At least Trent Richardson could be the all time leading rusher of something.

Look I like Final Fantasy as much as the next guy...I even started play their gacha games (Dissidia Opera Omnia) to fill my itch...but I don’t have to profess my undying love and sync to some website to be “officially recognized.”

Cool now she can become Governor of Virginia.

Drew’s still got a great arm.

You know...I’m beginning to think that gamers have anger/rage issues.

I’ve had enough of your snide insinuations.

I wonder if it was Dissidia Opera Omnia because I started playing that game a few weeks ago.

Dumb question but that does mean I’d have to buy the game twice, right?

And somehow the Orange gets credit for bringing it back... “Why would I want to raise my cholesterol? So I can lower it.”

Drew you used to work in advertising? Next thing you’ll tell me is that you were on Chopped.

I can’t imagine what’s it’s like to dream and keep dreaming...and not wake up from a dream.

I thought I’d be Soraly disappointed by the lack of Kingdom Hearts jokes. I’m glad.

Cautionary tale: Stay healthy for the Brinks trucks.

Also go to the grocery store on rainy days.

I wanna be close enough to call him Mikey Fahey.

I didn’t realize you occasionally wrote on Deadspin. Can you tell everyone on The Game that they’re all just as sensitive as Durant? I just moved to the Bay Area a few years ago and nearly all of the local media are elitists. No wonder Barkley hated talking to any media when he was playing.

For a schmo like me with 3 roommates, where do I put said files? Car title, Tax info. I suppose the dresser will do just fine but it’s not like I have a safe.

“Dude, bro...think about it. Deadspin cards! But you gotta give Barstool credit!”

Trump’s library is going to be the porno store off the side of the highway...

Even seeing it, my mind still does not compute.