It’s okay. My wife won’t let our cat wear a Serena Williams suit, either.

I just wish we could get the humor of Kelli without her being the sexually deprived BBW archetype.

A Hind D? Colonel, what’s a Russian gunship doing here?

In the way she nicknames a black man—a full-grown, sentient human being—“Swag” rather than addressing him by his name because it so happens to be her father’s. (What, were “Dope” and “Wavy” already used?)

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

Yes, but did she demand to speak to SNL’s manager? We all know that is the truest evidence of peak white lady rage. 

I have to ask: what’s with folks still thinking Dro is lying about his and Candace’s open marriage? It’s been confirmed by the writers, but ya’ll (some of ya’ll) still want to believe it. Are we holding on to the myth that open marriages/polyamory is some ‘white people ish’?

Well that would make his opinion null and void. People from the UK don’t even know how to correctly pronounce the letter z or spell the word color. 

*Conservative goes on a 15 minute rant about how trans people are subhuman*

It was explained why right after that sentence, fuckface.

Barefoot in NY sounds like some sort of punishment.

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

my apologies

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

How do you come back from this? How do you ever show your face in that gym again? 

I hope the cops do something about the terrible scourge of traveling in the NBA. 

the only correct answer.

the potential for entertainment