I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

Always masturbation truthers

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

What kind of fiscally irresponsible lack-wit buys new shoes when they lose 40% of their value the second you take them off the lot.

Those are a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.

Hey now, those Pumas he’s wearing in that photo above had to have costed at least $45.

Tim Duncan made how many millions of dollars and never once looked like his outfit cost more than $50. More impressive than the 5 titles.

The NBA’s dress code was never about Iverson and “thug” imagery. It was a pre-emptive strike to ensure Duncan never showed up in jorts.

I heard a rumor that Tim’s out-of-work brother was going to move into the extra room in his pants.

I really wish our country had the sense to do something like this. But I know even comparing us to Germany to explain how it could work, would start with the “socialist! communist! nazi!” rhetoric.

In Germany gun permits are only valid for 3 years and people applying for one have to go through a test to evaluate their character/sanity and their need for a gun. A person must be at higher risk than the general population and a gun has to be a reasonable tool for minimizing that risk* to be deemed as in need of a…

And if they are taken away, so what? Most people in the world live their entire lives without ever touching a firearm. I just don’t get the pressing need people have to own guns (I exclude rural people owning a rifle from that statement after seeing my cousin having to shoot a rabid fox to protect his dog).

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

I’ve watched this clip over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

You look at the data and the research, and there’s a new Harvard study out that shows that there is no racism in the hearts of police officers

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.