I would have guessed that calling strangers “cunt” was one of the most sexist things around.

My guy, I assure you, I am anything but a housewife. I honestly don’t give a shit if marketing stills use photoshop, nor do I particularly care if people get plastic surgery. In fact, I think she is actually an incredibly attractive woman that doesn’t really need shopping. If you read my comment, I literally issued no…

I spent a decade assuring college students starting my classes terrified of books that I gave even less of a shit about the symbolism of the color green than they did. 

i think we’re all forgetting how very relaxed most people were about politics until 5 years ago.

They sent Tiffany.

I, too, would like Gwen to ditch this early 00's Ford F150 personified and make some more good music with No Doubt.

Sorry but religions are only sacred to the believers. To anyone else they’re just fairy tales and it doesn’t matter if they’re Christian, Jewish or Muslim, they’re not owed respect or reverence by anyone outside that faith, nor do non-believers have to follow that religion’s rules.

I just feel that with Trump, Occam’s Stupid Razor is most useful, that is, the simplest, stupidest explanation is almost always correct: He caught covid because he’s an idiot who refused to take even basic precautions despite all the people he comes into contact with.

My takeaway is to not click on any posts by Molly, in the future. I’m in the greys, so won't be missed,  but I'll know!

WHAT is this bullshit? One of those “withered husks” is our only barrier to a straight-up fascist country that accelerates climate change and puts many of our neighbors and friends at risk of....almost anything. There is no equivalency here. Shitposting like this is harmful. 

2 br in Cozumel Mexico for $750/mo calling my name. My dog is legal!

I would pick, abducted by aliens, too. However, we really deserve to die by asteroid. Lobotomy is not even on the table because Trump is a pre-existing condition.

I’m going to my Pole dance studio. I already registered for class that night. I’m leaving my phone in my bag and dancing.

You should be referring to her as your ex-fiance. Help yourself.

Ivanka thinks she’s all that just because she bought herself a chin.

Except that Meghan actually turned out to be a decent human being.

Being fat is not a choice. As one who’s parents are heavy, grandparent’s were heavy etc I can state that. I had been heavy most of my life, I have seen numerous doctor’s who have said, sure you can control some it , but a lot is based on genetics, environment etc. I tried almost every diet good or bad. I finally had…

They’re commonly called ‘mini-strokes,’ but they’re transient ischemic attacks (TIAs). They basically are tiny, mild strokes caused by small blood clots. They tend to last only a few minutes and don’t cause permanent damage. However, they can be indicative of future TIAs and full-on strokes (ischemic or hemorrhagic)…

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

That’s the next big idea: A cucumber sandwich based food truck. Order six in a Cumber Batch.