I appreciate the update, thanks! And that’s okay - $8.99 for a month of Maxine Shaw alone is a friggin steal. ;) 

“Safety concerns” at Warwick’s in La Jolla. I literally saw Mitt Romney at a nearby gas station, Flatiron.

I feel like a lot of it has to do with just how convoluted and messy the whole thing was. It was the first big celebrity rape incident that I paid close attention to and it was a fucking madhouse. And yesterday I saw so many people running their mouth about it who clearly had no actual idea what really happened…

Andrew really, truly is a gormless turd of a human. The one solitary good his existence does for this world is remind me why the institution of royalty is so fucking offensive. I’ve said this more than once, but I just want to say once again that I absolutely CANNOT understand how this shitheel is the Queen’s favorite…

Read The Book of Unknown Americans instead. Incredible.

This is just spite from the Brexiteers because those know-it-alls in Oxfordshire voted 70% “remain”.

I’m fine with the “stick to sports” angle. A very important athlete with lots of on the court achievements died and leave it at that. But when we veer into how great a family man and citizen Kobe was...at that point you have a journalistic obligation to tell the whole story in context.

Kobe probably deserved to go to jail for a few years. Kobe didn’t deserve to die in a fiery helicopter crash with his daughter and her friends and teachers.

For those who have forgotten, or don’t want to think about this. Excellent article in THR upon his retirement, regarding our society’s tendency to look the other way when our sports idols commit violence against women:

Wow, you’re just so controversial!

I’m more concerned that the whole line looks like expensive Harry Potter merch for Team Gryffindor.

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

The correct answer is: “it doesn’t matter, because the police took so long to run the DNA that the statutes of limitation have expired” OR “Not enough information to answer the question. Was Suzy wearing something slutty? Had she been drinking, dancing, or otherwise signalling her availability?”

Speaking of losers, look at the brand new account who’s only here to defend the RWA and whine about women/non-whites being added to video games.

Co-signed, I came here to say this specifically.

This was a very good read. Thank you, Kelly.

Liz: He can’t be Baby Yoda! The whole timeline occurs after RotJ. I can’t believe I have to say this...

And Harry will still get to see his Grandma every time he gets change back at Tim Horton’s.

Yet another reason, amongst many many others, that I’m desperate for Scotland to become independent and start really having the opportunity to change things for ourselves.