This sounds like a $650 nightmare. And what a load of crap. Just stay home and make a vision board.

She was briefly in season 7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! 

I have a friend who can’t understand why I’m not down to hang out. In the past couple weeks, she’s already gone out for drinks, had a small gathering at her home. At least two of the people who went to her house had a pool party at their apartment complex the previous weekend. And she takes her teen son along when she…

A lot of these look like what happened if Mrs. Roper divorced Stanley, moved to Georgia and bought a sexy new wardrobe for her single mingle.

I was just about to go looking for this! I love you for this, and all your other posts.

I think I would much rather hear your version of all this than the prequels. 

He has a rep of being all about him in DC and has for years. And it shows because he’s done fuck-all. All a bunch of hot air. Biden isn’t my favorite but at the very least, he’ll make better Cabinet picks that the orange lunatic in there now. Biden will fill empty state positions and maybe not have a revolving door…

I think the sheriff from Stranger Things could easily play somebody around Joe’s compound. I was thinking him for Jeff.

Convicted of several rapes? What?

Let’s hope he keeps his hand in the blender.

Yep. All my social feeds are FULL of worried people under 50 whose parents are going on cruises, going out to eat, etc. and saying it’s just a cold.

Justin Timberlake has always been a straight up dillhole

Now one of his teammates has it too.

Upstairs men’s restroom of my office, and no, this isn’t gonna be the messy stuff you may be thinking of ...

So adorable! My little pups help de-stress me, too. 

Is there such a thing as Christian porn? Like, showing an ankle slip or possibly a very risque shoulder?

I was once getting a hotel shuttle leaving a Colts game in Indianapolis. As I went to step in, some middle-aged white man ran up, shoved me out of the way and yelled “Children first!” He, of course, hopped on in front of his kids.

The manicure is the most tone-deaf thing I have ever seen. Who is she going to blame that on?

A lesser point to be sure, but glibly telling people to “write your own” stories/books. She should know that writing isn’t as easy as most people who don’t write think it is. Not even getting to the attempt of getting the attention of publishers who apparently believe only white people read, and we only read books…

Not an outlier at all. A lot of people aren’t “skinny” because of health issues. Also, fuck off to Jesus.