Where is this? I don’t even need Lasik but I want the cheesecake and Valium.

This is excellent. We should all start using it.

Yup! I love that he worked it into his own health issue.

I think Rudy’s cool with it because it’s one of his fetishes. 

I LOVED this one, too! I love Aidy and Kate anyway so this was great.

I would follow that account sooo hard!

I lose sunglasses at such a quick rate that I now only buy them from Wish for a dollar.

There are not words to accurately convey how much I adore that doggie name!

This made me laugh so hard for some reason. I’m now entertaining myself picturing a British dating app.

He tried to rape someone. Who cares if it was someone he knew? Would it make it better if he leaped from the bushes?

I *may* have a bit of a crush on your dad!

I think we went to similar schools. Yay for the rural North Texas bible thumpers who ran the school board.

Yes! I think it’s hilarious

I was going to say it’s pretty routine for calls to boycott a state when its leaders pass or propose odious legislation. Plenty of people who live in Ga. were also saying boycott because money is all the GOP will care about.

Newsmax! Ouch. 

Methinks somebody has paid a few visits to prostitutes. Somebody with the initials AD ... 

Yup. Probably caused by an under-cooked hamberder.

No doubt Sue Storm would totes date Megan but it’s actually Sue Bird, the WNBA player!

That’s a different movie, where McCarthy starts off in a desk job and ends up going out as a spy.

Mine voted for him, too. Nowadays, she believes God sent him. But when he was running, it was because she liked what he said, and he made the most sense. In what dimension she lives I’m not sure.