The porno scanners don’t bother me at all. I come from the age of film cameras and photo printing. You think pictures were developed in a sterile and private lab? Why do you think they invented the Polaroid? Someone wants to giggle at my digital junk, knock yourself out.

Well, she did also give each of her US drivers working on her Eras Tour bonuses of a $100,000. She didn’t have to do that. I think depending on billionaires and philanthropy to solve problems is a distraction from changing laws and having the government solve systemic crises, but, hey, you can’t say she didn’t change…

For those of us in our 40s who had an Amiga...

I miss the 70s and 80s version of Bigfoot fever. The current Bigfootologists are all weird about it, back then they were either lost city boys or washed up hippies out to hug Bigfoot with peace and love.

Getting past the security checkpoint is one thing, but how the hell do you get on the plane without a ticket? I mean they scan all of the boarding passes on your way onto the plane.

You realize the Morbius Re-release is one of the greatest cases of a large corporation getting punked in the history of PR.

Most of the security is theatre. Someone who’s determined to get on board for a nefarious reason will more than likely manage to do it with some planning. Otherwise, it’s remarkable where you can go if you just look confident enough, as though you belong there. I know that directly from some of my previous work…

There are lots of millionaires and billionaires that never help anyone. Giving her a headline on the AVClub isn’t hurting anyone. 

The fuck you do to help the world today besides fart?

Every time I see a Bradley article I scroll to the comments to see if it’s worth wasting my time.  This time it wasn’t.  Thanks fellow commenters for warning me of an incoming shit take!  To theautopian!

Yeah try driving the posted limit in Houston LMAO.  Posted limit inside the loop, 55 mph, ACTUAL speed 80+

You are an absolutely insufferable Porsche purist zealot, and your opinion is wrong, like all opinions of Porsche purist zealots.

Combined with this from a different article:

This is a pretty gate-keepery bad take. I thought you were all about letting the people enjoy their cars they way they want to.

In a sea of bad takes, this is undoubtedly your worst take.

Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?

Do you ever wonder why everyone finds Porsche people, and especially purists, insufferable?

I think automakers have gotten hip to how well it works. My Polestar has button to turn off auto braking on the screen when you put it in reverse. 

If it’s happened this many times you either need to get her a seeing eye dog, or send her to a driver’s education course.

The automatic braking in my car does a great job at slamming on the brakes every time I back out of the driveway because it thinks the transition between my driveway cutout and the back side of the crown of the street is a brick wall or something. I have to turn it off when I back out of the driveway, which kinda…