Michigan would go broke in a week if they ever did that

Isn’t that kind of the point? He’s only really done one notable thing and it was 30 years ago and thus, no one cares about his opinion.

Wil Wheaton is a boring old biddy!

I’ve never watched TNG in my life and only know him as insufferable.

It’s just a puppet, gnomedeplum.

Whaddya mean “turned into”?

I hope Wil Wheaton and Duck Face Asshole fall into a mailbox and we never have to hear from either of them again.

If Wheaton’s post wasn’t a joke, we shouldn’t be rewarding his pleas for attention.

Wil has turned into a humorless, judgmental, self-righteous prick. It seems like I only see his name anymore because he was again scolding someone for some extremely minor infraction. 

If they’re young enough to be home instead of in school, and young enough to think Elmo is a living creature, then as long as Elmo doesn’t let it bother him, it’s not going to bother them. The average three-year old is not as emotionally brittle as Wil Wheaton.

So if your child sees Larry fake-fighting Elmo and gets upset, you just explain that they were playing around and it’s not real. How can you be mad at Larry David for doing a very Larry David thing?

I mean they might, but if the theoretical kid’s around and wanting to watch Sesame Street, they’ll probably be doing that in another room, or the parent will watch it with them and catch the highlights of Today on Youtube or something. I’m just saying, I know my mom watched Regis & Kathie Lee in the morning back in…

Shut up, Wesley!

“won’t someone PLEASE think of the children!!!!” go clutch your pearls elsewhere ma’am

I hope Wil Wheaton is not a Winnie the Pooh fan. 

Love “Man whose entire career is built off 1 old job as a side character” ‘s opinion mattering this much!

It’s just a puppet, Wil.

I’ve always disliked Wheaton so this is validating to me! Larry put the puppet in a wrestling hold for two seconds and pantomined clotheslining it. That’s it. Elmo appeared unhurt afterwards (since he’s, you know, a puppet.) Wheaton writing like Elmo is a real four year old child is unhinged.

I mean I guess some kids might have been upset but I think most kids are smart enough to understand that Elmo is in fact fake, and even if they aren’t their parents (or guardians, whoever) can say it was a joke and brush it off. This is not some sort of traumatic event. Or say they were playing and that’s not the kind…

“Children who are too small to understand Elmo is a puppet will know that a man attacked someone they love for no reason”.