Ha, yeah Kirk wanted me to link to this at some point in the story, but wasn’t sure where:

Reminds me of the Sexy Getting-Ready Song

Internet: You are whore for showing your boobs.

“Yale Men’s Basketball fully supports a healthy, safe and respectful campus climate where all students can flourish. Our recent actions to show our support for one of our former teammates were not intended to suggest otherwise ...”

Yes. Please rush to apologize to Zendesk.

Always know you're in for a treat when a statement begins with "No offense, but..."

Yes, because an NCAA university like Yale expells their star player based off of rumor. Is this the hill you really want to die on?

In danger of creating a stereotype, or revealing ugly truths about young men with histories of too much power and too few consequences?

See also: Fraternities

Maybe he cheated on an exam. Maybe he stole from the boosters. Maybe he assaulted a student.

These constant revelations about US college sportsmen being rapists is in danger of creating a stereotype.

We’re not trying to offend anyone, it’s just coming from the heart.