Perfect condition according to someone who probably doesn’t give a shit about his car. “Haven’t changed the oil in 2 years but it runs perfect!”

This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

He literally curbed his enthusiasm.

Reminds me of the old Robin Williams gag:

OMG stop it man. THAT’S NOT HOW INTAKES WORK!

But why?

Hey Dad, this is my boyfriend Bill. That’s his Nissan Altima appliance in the driveway. He can’t change a tire, and has no idea what internal combustion means, but he loves snapchat and eating tide pods. I am going to get ready so enjoy trying to have a conversation with him!

OK, we fucked up. I admit it. To make amends and to celebrate Black History month in February, I am proud to announce:

There is no excuse. It’s like trashing your own house. What’s the fucking point?

thats the most fun anyones had with a Nissan Rouge ever

It’s not the Stig, of course—the Stig’s contract forbids him from going into space without written consent from the world’s seagull population, who have not budged on this issue. Rather, that figure, clad in a SpaceX space suit, is an instrumented dummy named ‘Starman.’

Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.

“closed course man-made lake and waterfall” I chuckled at that

There will not, but there will be new trucks that will be used until they can be hacked up by off roaders, and 10 years from now Tracy David will be posting a vlog to Kinpolaj complaining that hillbillies are taking a sawzall to perfectly good Jeep compasses or something.

There, sadly, will not be new XJs.

David, there is only one logical solution, build an ark and gather all the Jeeps by twos.

donut without a hole is a danish 

Can’t have a forklift post without Staplerfahrer Klaus

That thing you get asked if you’re ok with getting when a restaurant doesn’t have Coke.