Florida Man: Hold my (insert: beer, phone, cocaine, underwear) and hang on!

Excel spreadsheet fill gone wrong.

Drug-filled Kinder Eggs?

Why?

Preacher: Jesus take the wheel!

You can’t use reason/logic on a person when they didn’t use reason/logic to come to their position.

If you don’t come out and denounce this thing that’s slightly related to you, YOU”RE BASICALLY HITLER!

Agreed. Honestly, the Smart should have stayed in the furthest lane since it was still accelerating AND was not passing traffic (i.e. what the left lane is for). If you need to U-turn into the left lane, you need to understand that is meant for passing and generally has higher average speed.

Blame game:

I think mechanical systems are truly artistic in their nature, even if that means more maintenance and a some extra math. Of course, I think steam locomotives are the epitome of the industrial genius of humans. I mean, we built these things without electricity and they ran on fire and water!

https://www.aclu-il.org/en/news/when-else-can-government-regulate-time-place-and-manner-protest

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard XD

Florida.

Monica Bang

I’m sure Torch could.

Yaris: Grounded my ass!

Florida man carries briefcase! Thieves perplexed as to what year it is.