As everyone knows, Nintendo being a trademark hound is nothing new. This guy was dumb for A)thinking he could get away with it, and B) not waiting to market it before it was finished and in the wild.

a timed environmental hazard that repeatedly destroyed its surrounding seemed “inconsistent with the gameplay of the rest of the Island map,”

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There absolutely is a difference. While inexperienced, Obama spent most of his adulthood in the pursuit of public service. This guy, along with the rest of his family has spent their lives in pursuit of the next dollar.

Apparently, if you listen hard enough, there’s a beep right before they fire. If you parry right as soon as you hear that beep, 60% of the time, it works every time. But I’m low enough level that I haven’t really done much other than avoid them, so....idk.

Bay Leaf Liqueur. I know that sounds like a smartass answer, but it’s the truth.

I know, I just didn’t want him to think that anyone wanted to believe it was

You have to have money for coke.

He was trying to make a Hitler joke.

This Link isn’t the Hero of Time. Peasant.

Thank you for this.

Welcome to the fuck-trophy tax.

But there was a tutorial. Nintendo is just really good at hiding them within gameplay.

Wood takes two bombs. The first one knocks it down and the second one woodifies it.

No, because the JDM guys are desperate to prove to everyone that they do, in fact, have balls.

Isn’t that a pokemon?

There’s nothing quite like The American West.

You really just gotta do the cooking by the book, man.

You’re not giving dogs enough credit. A few days of an invisible fence and they’ll learn their limits.

I’d say buy a Hemi Grand Cherokee, if you can afford to keep fuel in it.