Apparently, if you listen hard enough, there’s a beep right before they fire. If you parry right as soon as you hear that beep, 60% of the time, it works every time. But I’m low enough level that I haven’t really done much other than avoid them, so....idk.

Bay Leaf Liqueur. I know that sounds like a smartass answer, but it’s the truth.

I know, I just didn’t want him to think that anyone wanted to believe it was

You have to have money for coke.

He was trying to make a Hitler joke.

This Link isn’t the Hero of Time. Peasant.

Thank you for this.

Welcome to the fuck-trophy tax.

But there was a tutorial. Nintendo is just really good at hiding them within gameplay.

Wood takes two bombs. The first one knocks it down and the second one woodifies it.

No, because the JDM guys are desperate to prove to everyone that they do, in fact, have balls.

Isn’t that a pokemon?

There’s nothing quite like The American West.

You really just gotta do the cooking by the book, man.

You’re not giving dogs enough credit. A few days of an invisible fence and they’ll learn their limits.

I’d say buy a Hemi Grand Cherokee, if you can afford to keep fuel in it.

That Infiniti is lovely.

Spoiler: They only boycott the things that they didn’t like anyway. Shep is gay, so obviously they’re going to cry. You don’t see them boycotting the whole channel. Same thing with Starbucks every Christmas. You and I both know that their clientele generally leans left, and that the morons “boycotting” weren’t going…

He should have come to the US and made a deal for protection. I’m sure he would have been a huge asset to have.

Because they’re working on a platform that’s 10 years old. R&D? Done. Sheet metal? Done. Engine, transmission, chassis? Done. The markup on this thing must be insane.