Sooo glad I didn’t have to download that app to watch this.

I’m getting tired of everyone being upset with Barry. Yes, he messed up, but in his mind, everything should have went back to normal when he let his own mother die. That seems to be a plot point that nobody in the show ever seems to recognize and I think it’s unfair to keep shitting all over him.

Why would anybody subject themselves to that? Unnatural skin color, skimpy, unflattering plantain-hammock, freakish builds, steroid addiction...What’s the appeal?

They usually just get ignored. So, a little less spiteful than Gawker/Univision.

Well, it is CNN. Maybe they’re trying to corner the market on useless things.

I was really hoping for a fail compilation after seeing that gif, then I realized that nobody is going to deep fry their turkey with a crane...

Some of those effects look...unfortunate.

Was it just me, or was that video absolute garbage? Bad sound, and only 480p?

Did you just come up with that?

So are neo-nazis if they’ve been in the ground long enough.

Here’s my suggestion:

Absurdity is the mark of the human. If humans are natural beings and robots are artificial creations, then any designer that would create me has such an arbitrary and ridiculous approach that he or she is indistinguishable from capricious nature.

You’re playing Nintendo games on a Nintendo console.

Best case scenario is that he realizes being President isn’t as fun as he thought it would be and decides to not run for reelection in 2020.

Meh, I think they’re just collecting data and then feeding you with an arbitrary list of cars.

Wow, that is unsettling. Who plays Pokemon Go, anymore?

I thought I was having a stroke when I read that.

Book action is the best action. At least until they figure out how to write in shaky-cam.

He could get a 95 Ram 2500 Club Cab. Apparently those fix themselves in the next scene.

Yeah, they’re tied with the same top speed. Not the top speed of the entire bunch. Get it now?