Wow, that is unsettling. Who plays Pokemon Go, anymore?

I thought I was having a stroke when I read that.

He could get a 95 Ram 2500 Club Cab. Apparently those fix themselves in the next scene.

Yeah, they’re tied with the same top speed. Not the top speed of the entire bunch. Get it now?

It boggles my mind that people feel the need to complain about the underlying social injustices of a show that’s about a theme park of which it’s whole point of existence is to be as close to real as possible. Yeah, that reality treated women and minorities this way; read a history book.

I’ll just stick with Cookies ‘n Cream.

It was packed the first year. Just the act of getting to the track was as much of an adventure as was the event itself. It was a lot of fun, but I think I prefer going to the PWC over F1.

I realize this is a 4 day old post, but I figured I’d chime in. This isn’t the first time a truck has been influenced by a car from the automaker’s lineup. Back in the 60's, Studebaker literally took the front half of the Lark, and placed it on the frame of their half-ton truck and essentially made one of the most…

Let’s agree to disagree. Imho, the front end of the Fords look way too busy.

Sometimes you toot during and you either feel real embarrassed or you both just laugh.

According to the NFL website, it’s only available in custom leagues, so you have to set the league up with Roster Options in mind. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

Right? I can get from my house in Watauga to Microcenter in Richardson in a little over a half hour. I mean, I’m usually going between 100 and 120 in the Texpress lane, but that’s what it’s for, right?

Works for me.

I don’t need to live in New York to know that yes, I am faster than a Jalopnik writer. Zoom Zoom, Muthafukas.

Sabotage, you say?

The render differs wildly from the spy shots, especially in the front. Were we told that the front clip is different from the mule?

There’s nothing wrong with thinking that something overstyled and ridiculous is fun. You don’t have to be a Mr. Grumpygills, you know that, right?

So I guess the challenge now will be to find all the words that bring up NSFW gifs.

Sometimes Jalop stories get cross posted to Gawker.

I tried to join a friend’s game, but as I had mods installed, it wouldn’t let me. So I uninstalled them one-by-one to see if I could join with any of them. I finally made it to the last one, Improved Containers, and I refused to uninstall it. Solo only for me now, it seems. I can’t play without it.