Karl Urban is a good fit. He’ll probably just replay the role of the Necromonger from Riddick.

That’s what I’m doing. Better tech and no Facebook.

I read gunslinger a while back and I couldn’t say that I loved it. Do they get better?

I’ll give em about three fiddy for it. I won’t even complain about the build quality.

I think we’ve seen the last of iconic TV shows. We’ve had wildly popular shows recently (Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead), but have any of them made nearly as huge of an impact on popular culture as Star Trek, I Love Lucy, All in the Family, or any other mid-century classics? I’m not saying that…

When using two hands just doesn’t quite cut it for getting that perfect angle of your junk.

I know I’m in the minority, but I honestly don’t think it looks that bad.

It seriously reads like an April Fools joke.

- Charlie Sheen

I swear. Give an intern a copy of Illustrator and he thinks he’s a graphic designer. Who came up with this?

Guys. I don’t know who Daisy is, but that’s Sky in that picture. I mean, I haven’t watched the show in a while, but what could have changed?

I never knew these existed until the other day. I was driving eastbound on 30 on the east side of Downtown Dallas when I saw one of these. Needless to say, my mind was pretty bottled to see it in action.

I only read the first one, but I was seeing Daniel Craig in my mind’s eye as the gunslinger.

Speaking of Back to the Future, do you think there’s a Youtube video titled “Back to the Future full movie” where I can click on a link and be forwarded to a page where I put in all of my personal information before I can download it?

I have no idea where that rumor came from, but I heard it in the 90's.

It’s too bad about the video, though. In Texas, you’re at fault regardless of the situation if you rear-end someone. I realize that’s not what happened, but just try and prove otherwise without the video.

That’s because Joey Batts is a punk-ass-bitch.

It worked for Chairman Mao.

Oh God, get off your high-horse.

Do I detect a bit of sympathy for drunk drivers?