I can’t say whether he’s a lazy Irish cunt, but he sure sounds like a bitchy one.

Where is the dome-jumping?

That’s the problem with this “back the blue” mentality. People think that civil servants can do no wrong, and if they do, they get a free pass.

And 11 million people bought lying Volkswagens. What’s you point?

How does it feel being so wrong, all of you?

Elton John this year? Damn, too bad it wasn’t last year. It was just Kid Rock, so we skipped.

Don’t forget the step where you’re hassled by pushy DirecTV salesmen.

You said it right there. They raced a factory car against a race car. If the coolness factor isn’t enough for you, then you really have no business even being here.

You kind of answered your own question...

I don’t even play destiny, but I love this hidden mystery crap.

It’s nice to see Sean getting better at live appearances.

They might has well have made a mobile game called Tony Hawk’s Pro Hoverboarder where it’s a lot less exciting than you hoped it would be and it drains your phone battery in five minutes.

Maybe it’s a high volume shop and this is their way of weeding out the potential problem cars. Also, 4 makes sense. You can’t expect an estimate given over the phone to be entirely accurate when all you can give is a vague description of the problem.

No such thing as too much car. Just too little testicles.

Oh, you’re so clever with your wit and such. In my opinion, leather is superior. Not only is it easier to clean, it adds a nice textural contrast with the carpet and headliners. It just looks nicer.

Her dad knew what he was driving, and had a passion for speed. She ought to know better.

I live in Texas. Never had cloth and don’t want it. It stains and it holds on to your farts.

$36000 Sentra? I dare say you got ripped off, sir.

You’d think with the push to better fuel economy, they’d figure out how to upgrade highways to minimize traffic instead of just shifting it down a mile or so. And don’t even get me started on the inefficiency of “dumb” traffic lights. Whats is this, the fifties?

All your pictures look like screenshots from an old VHS tape, and I love that.