Why is everything on other planets so extreme? 5,400 miles per hour? Obviously I’m not anywhere close to being an astronomist, but how does it even have an atmosphere at all? I would have just thought it would have exceeded escape velocity.

So don’t recharge your books; get real ones. Don’t recharge your cigarettes; get real ones. Don’t like this musician? Listen to another one. Quit making it sound like you don’t have a choice.

Where is the dome-jumping?

I realize this might not go over well but just give me a Constitution and keep the Ferengi the hell away from my show.

Well that’s just inhumane.

Hapes Cluster? Hapes Cluster? What’s his wife’s name, Klameedia Discharge?

That’s the problem with this “back the blue” mentality. People think that civil servants can do no wrong, and if they do, they get a free pass.

I went on some depression medication last year and it happened to me right at the beginning. What’s weird is that it makes you laugh.

Character realism has only been a thing in literature for less than two centuries. Believe it or not, characters can be a little crazy and still make for an interesting story.

Whatever. I don’t even care anymore.

Berman, right. He’s the worst. *hides season 7 of voyager under my bed*

They left out the part where some luddite redneck steps out of the treeline and shoots the quadcopter down with his shotgun because it’s “violating his rights”.

I read this the other day. Mostly just speculation that conveniently connects when you hold it up to the right lens. That being said, I didn’t know before reading it that the Joker has the same wounds as the Robin suit shown in the trailer. I honestly have no explanation for that.

And 11 million people bought lying Volkswagens. What’s you point?

How does it feel being so wrong, all of you?

Elton John this year? Damn, too bad it wasn’t last year. It was just Kid Rock, so we skipped.

My 8th grade speech teacher’s dad was on the force with Ruby and they were close friends. She told us that the night before he shot Oswald, he came over to their house crying, and her dad and him sat in the kitchen for a long time. I can’t remember the details, but she insinuated that he was being put up to it.

Does aesthetically pleasing work for you?

As a Terminator fan, I still haven’t seen this movie yet.