I will never be able to stop looking at the woman in the back when she sees his form and just walks off.

I also grew up in a home for retarded children run by my parents. It was just me and my brother.

Say what you will about Fleury and the Pens, but you gotta admit, this is something that the NHL, for all its faults, does so, so well…

Mocking Alex is the best Alex.

Luckily, evidence shows that MLS and US Soccer are NOT in fact serious about improving soccer in the US.

The only person with “rock climbing” in their user name, and you’re by far the most respectful response hahah I admit my take was SUPER SCALDING HOT (I hadn’t had coffee at work, and I had just read the story about the MRI machine and the O2 tank in India).

I’ve worked for guys like DK here before (well, I don’t know if my ex-bosses ever propositioned a cuck and/or threesome with any of their employees), and it’s shocking how easily these kinds of jackasses can get away with their harassment (if not out and out abuse), especially in the media/startup worlds. Investors…

That gif is great. Pirates-era Barry Bonds would’ve slapped that kid with his glove and challenged him to a home run contest. Especially if he was a teammates’ son.

An alternate take from a Pirates fan:

Or – hear me out, here...

I’m pretty sure the rule says you have to include minority candidates for new hires, not that you have to have once upon a time hired a minority.

So they can’t be racist because they have lots of black friends. Got it.

I’m training for my third marathon and am one of the barely sub-5 hour people the old-school marathoners like to sneer at. My take on them is the same as my take on these guys.

Every goalie in the league when pad reduction is discussed:

Why was there no flag for helmet to helmet?

Imagine if you showed up to your first job out of college and found your dad there yelling at your new manager telling him he sucked.

I hope this doesn’t cause the players to get behind in their homework.

Twitter sucks extremely hard, but it’s nearly impossible to overstate the corrosive effect Facebook is having on public life, all the time, all around us.

Cam Newton is so fucking great.

But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Columbus Austin?