Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

I had Sprint back in 2011 or so. Even back then, I recall joking with my family that Sprint’s “Unlimited” data was a joke, because the download speeds were so slow that I could be downloading non-stop for the entire month and still never pull down more than 2 gigs. It was literally dial-up speed most of the time.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

I have literally tears in my eyes. I was dreaming bout such a game since I saw anime for the first time :D

I was pretty stunned when I saw the trailer. The game could end up playing like hot garbage, but it looks amazing

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

Beyond being thrilled about not to be swept, I was really glad to deny the Warriors their coveted “perfect” playoffs. It’s amazing how a couple years ago, they seemed like such plucky, lovable guys and now they come off as arrogant villains in every interview. Seriously, Green is just a dick, Curry’s an…

Love goes for block, misses, hits Durant in face: flagrant

Are Warriors fans capable of watching the warriors lose and not think it was the ref’s fault? You do realize the Warriors shot 5 more FTs, right?

The laugh might be my favorite part of this.

Nathan it would be entrusting if you follow up on him in about a year to see what he is doing with his life. I can tell you that in a Normal Job that kind of attitude will not fly.

Last night’s episode was easily the best in what has been an uneven season. Although any time you put Officer Mac in an episode, it should automatically win an Emmy.

It tests the pressure in your eye, so you don’t go blind from glaucoma, which would be weirder.

The app only tests for prescription, not for other things related to your eyes (like eye health). If you use the app, you should still get a comprehensive eye exam for your eye health!

There is another test you can get but it’s about $50 more.

My eye doc’s nurses HATE me for that test. I always blink, and they won’t let me hold my eye open for it until they’ve wasted ten minutes of everyone’s time trying to do it normally. Just put in my file that I’m a problem patient and get some tape. Geez.

Glaucoma.

They’re testing for glaucoma with the air puffs.

Glaucoma. And can’t we come up with a better test?!?!?! I hate getting that puff each year.

i wonder if like real overwatch, you will open it up expecting some interesting skins and just get sprays instead