And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

Christ, just cause you’re really good at these extremely difficult panda puzzles doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.

Find the fucking panda

Roasting is less than ideal. Braising is the preferred method of cooking tough gristled cuts of meat from old animals.

OH MY GOD LUKE AND I AGREE ON A TRANSFORMERS THING

My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:

Doesn’t matter that he never helps on defense, doesn’t run, and basically stands in the middle third of the pitch. He sells tickets, has a kickass instragram, and his blood is 40% merlot.

Blasphemy: all of Jessica Jones was awesome.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

Depends on how you look at it, really. CS:GO requires much better aiming and twitch movement skills by far, but Halo features more dynamic and complex maps that make objective-based game modes require more skillful team coordination.
Or, at least that’s my opinion on the matter. I’m sure plenty would disagree with me,…

Night be a little off there, or counting paused time. 6819 hours is 284 days or so. Pretty sure I slept somewhere in there.

This is the first in a multi-part series from After Hours

Pictured: Draggin ball, Z

“The cause of the accident was the fact “the driver accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when she was attempting to pull out of a parking space at the apartment complex.” “

I’ve blacked out all those accomplishments. It’s my coping mechanism.

I draw the line at Super Mario World. Fallout 3, Pokemon Gen 1, Super Mario 64, and so on I can see losing but god damn it SMW is the GOAT.

#douchemas

PERFECT. i’m a high school teacher. school gets out for winter break the 18th. prayer hands emoji.