You have to be deep in candy addiction to understand. Thank the stars you don't understand.

Can they collect these flavanoids and make them into a pill? Because I can only work up to 25 lbs of chocolate a week. 30 max.

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

No. If they do, you're wearing a size too small.

Oaxaca is a wonderland of food. My favorite thing there was tejate, a drink that looks like wet cement but tastes like heaven. They have amazing sorbets and ricotta cooked over wood fires...tlayudas, which are like a big flat stiff tortilla with smoky black beans and a little lard and cheese. Oh, and mole. The streets…

I searched celebrities born in 1988, because I am currently unemployed, and I'm thinking Janel Parrish, who is apparently in Pretty Little Liars and DWTS. She did some work before, but her break was in the Bratz movie, 2006, so her fan base is probably young. She was born in Hawaii, but her mother is Chinese, and she…

It's so... Poi-gnant.

What about switching Kale (which will make you wish you'd just decided on a painful death instead of ingesting it) for Spinach (which will make you question why you're taking dietary advice from a muttering sailor prone to violence and poorly developed upper-arms)?

Yeah definitely Nash's fault that the Lakers decided to give away two first round draft picks in a sign-and-trade for an older player whose back issues throughout his career were public knowledge and apparent to all.

You thought this was their final form, but then Dragon Ball GT came out.

I watched the trailer expecting to hate it [for a number of reasons], but this films looks fun.

I would absolutely love to see everybody who has a ticket and is planning on going to the Nuggets game tonight to stay outside in the parking lot until after the game starts. Let the cameras (and management) see acres of empty seats. Boycotting the game altogether would be even better. I know it won't happen. But…

No Alanis fans here tonight? Eh, fuck it.

Wade:

Rolando Blackman was born and raised in Panama. I haven't really read anything about his parents—many residents of Panama City (especially back then) were U.S. citizens working in the Canal Zone—but one story says he needed a "student visa" to move to the U.S. when he was seven, so I'm going to assume his parents were…

Worth it.

"My god... she's... she's perfect."

Not bad. But better to make a playlist of 5-minute songs, play one, and get out of the shower when it's over. You get your timer and something to sing along to.