Twenty miles westwards
Home of the Redbirds
Team colour’s crimson blue
Open up your purses
For the boys to reimburse us
With a goal line stand on 4th and 2
And that goal line stand
Ha!

This. Gravitys Rainbow is an effing chore to get even 200 pages into, Infinite Jest was a longer Catch-22 with tennis, footnotes, and pharmacology.

Boooooooo-urns!

“Yes, that was a damn good joke Albert.”

Where does a Floridian retire to, asking for my 65 year old self?

+ 1 superman

I would gladly pay Deadspin dick pic money to make this happen-say 4.27$

“Hey look, it’s Ice Cube’s son streaking down the wing for Cal!”

Gary Young would like a word with you.

No box scores? Yeah that sounds about right for the Albuquerque Journal