who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

Yes. I found one:

Along with the line that will haunt my nightmares ... “ unzipped his leather pants”.

Her dad *woke up* in a tequila factory

I was down to one car at the time (the horror!) and had to bicycle to an O’Reilly.

I’m an outrigger canoe racer

Is there a laying down paddleboarding? Because there is a sport I could get behind.

That is truly horrific. At least the Starbucks shots were just shots—all coffee, no weird flavor mixes—but still.

*shudders

They don’t always dump them. My daughter used to work at a Starbucks drive-through with one of those machines. She would put all the extra shots into a big cup and knock them back on her break. I thought her heart was going to stop.

Add some Korn and System of a Down to that mix and you got yourself a roadtrip buddy

Isn’t there something cathartic about singing the end of BHS: “Black hole SUN! Black hole SUN!!! Won’t you cooooooooooome!”

My favorite songs to sing in the car in no particular order are as follows:

but there was never a “the truth” part! just the general idea of cardio and a healthy diet then?

yeah, don’t expect it though. I hated the assholes that tried to game the system after nice barista’s offered a free extra shot. And btw, those machines CAN pull a single shot, but it was corporate policy to only pull two shots at a time because the machines were calibrated for 2 and the single pulls were never…

I am 5'10, and I have fluctuated from 185 to 215 over the last 10 years. I am currently 195. I always see the best weight reduction when I eat better and run more. Nothing else drops the pounds like running and eating right.

Seriously given everything in the world right now, in particular in the NFL, how could anyone involved be so tone deaf as to invite him and continue to ban her?

This is insane and insanely difficult. The sheer physics of it—to have all of your mass and momentum going (airborne) in one direction and to be able to swing with enough force to get the ball to go all the way back over the net in the other direction...it’s crazy.

I think what he said was pretty fair. “I don’t remember” seemed like an honest statement especially when he followed it up with “I am not calling you a liar.”

I grew up around these people. Let’s just say ‘Minnesota nice’ is code for ‘we want to be racist without ever being called racists.’