It was mainly a joke, I didn’t actually realize that Megan Kelly Today, Today was its own thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Aw jeez, you’re really “too soon”-ing me? It was a joke — she was on the first cover; I went for the first thing I thought of. Remember firsties? CancerAids? Ring any bells?

Do you not know how death works? When you die there’s nothing. You just end. Nothing better about that.

It seems logical to allow teens who are old enough to get hormonal birth control to get proper treatment for being trans. Neither should require parental consent. If they’re old enough to control their body’s hormones then they’re old enough to control their body’s hormones.

Reading this was quite the journey

We lost a nice 20 gallon air compressor to that. My garage door opener had exposed buttons. Sat down, garage door open. Local druggie removed air compressor. My brother revoked my garage door fob rights.

The lights had stayed red. There were probably two trains crossing after each other. Both cars that got stuck ran the red.

Dash cam guy is something of an idiot too, yes. He made a similar mistake. But there are degrees of stupid here and the two of them aren’t even on the same scale. Not only did he not violate it as severely in the first place (as evidenced by the fact that he never got far enough for the gate to come down fully behind…

Most likely scenario:

You are not supposed to enter the crossing until the lights shut off, and they never did. Had people did what they were supposed to do, this would not have happened.

You are correct sir, I said imitating Ed Macmahon

Don’t you go and bring perfectly rational and correct arguments into my rant ;)

My desire to see him locked up is 100% based on him being a predator.

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

NICOLE KIDMAN. Reese Witherspoon seems more like a trash talking mean girl without the skills. But Kidman seems like the type who can do anything, and always follows through when it counts.

For babies, it would be a “taquitten”.

I thought the correct terminology was “purrito.”

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…