I’m bored with six-figure techbromobiles.

Ah, I see it now as the caption of the photo. Why that couldn’t be part of the original text... Thanks.

Ah, I see it now as the caption of the photo. Why that couldn’t be part of the original text... Thanks.

call Paul Ryan’s office. I am.

Actually having a setup like this helps with that. You can glance at the box and see if anything’s missing before you put it away. I have a large craftsman set that travels in my truck and it really helps to see that you left a socket on the bumper :).

Actually having a setup like this helps with that. You can glance at the box and see if anything’s missing before…

[slips into phone booth and takes off Captain Obvious suit]

Oh I’m in Kansas City, we don’t have anything like that around here. I’m just sticking my face in my toddler’s kiddie pool on the deck. Does the trick.

They Let You Do It If You’re A Celebrity Kit

Wow. I can’t believe this character design exists in a game celebrated for its feminist leanings.

Why else did you go to the bar kit

Welp, someone’s a shoo-in for most clicked headline of the week.

TFW you realize the Feminist Left is as puritanical as the Christian Right.

Dictionary.app is as relevant as ever.

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

Oh. I thought this was going to go the other way. The swimsuit issue is the one reason i never got an SI subscription back when Magazines weren’t dieing. I didn’t want people to think i was a creep for having it and i didn’t want to waste 1/12th the price. 

Let’s be honest here, thin fabric koozies are mostly useful for decoration

Let’s be honest here, thin fabric koozies are mostly useful for decoration

Technical term for that is a yule log.

Particularly if that rug pulled the whole room together.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

The written request form hits way too close to home.

Stupid never sleeps.