have a midwife on hand, as well as a back-up plan in case of emergency.

What is the point of charging her?

I drive a 1981 diesel Volkswagen Rabbit pickup*, I fear no sound.

So she’s been terminated. But can she also be deported? Back to A**holia with you, no place for you here!

Here’s your star dammit!

As an avid Alfred (freak) user, some suggested workflows:

Me neither, but that didn’t stop me from tossing my ignorant opinion...

She’s not only the #MeToo president, she’s also a client.

I used to rock the hell out to both Janet Jackson and LL Cool J. Radio was one of the first cassettes I owned.

Oh Jonathan, you’re such a poo.

when your car is in the shop so your girl has to drop you off at work but you still kinda want to hear some rap

(getting called out)

I’ll never understand how someone can ignore the protestations of others. If someone tells you [whatever] bothers them, you have a duty as a human, to look into it. Not dismiss it because your intentions were different (read: ignorant).

Thank you Michael Harriot!

Man, thanks so much for covering the Erzberg rodeo. I’ve always wondered why there isn’t more Hard Enduro coverage here. Make more :)

Wait, the cheese falls outside the device? What is this magic!!??11

Wait, the cheese falls outside the device? What is this magic!!??11

99 Altima. I can’t wait for the day I can ding it up and get something new like a ‘00.

Make good decisions, people!

• She’s a legend.