Figure skating is olympic drifting, nothing more.

Apparently, she’s the bizness:

He is a pleasant dood, that Ronan.

Being an a**hole addiction

I am thinking the same way you are thinking.

Looks like she is *not* wearing earrings. Should make something out of this?

Damon Wayans had a bit sort of like this back in the early 90s...

Yeah, where are the parents? I know that’s kindof a joke, but seriously, so bad.

Gotta shout for the 808 and the women-side:

Yeah, I can’t even figure out how to hate this correctly.

What did that young lady say to that other young lady? I can’t hear what they’re saying on account of all the extra noise. I think they should all probably have a time out.

We outta study this for a couple decades to make sure the death rate is correct. Then we can think about doing something about it.

Thank you woman, awesome article! I drive a 1981 diesel MK1 Caddy (VW Rabbit Pickup) so I’m aaalll about the compression :)

Can we also add:

• The motorbike show

...I love how your brain works :)

Two hands my man. Two hands. When you get to the show, you can use one hand. Until then, two hands.

I hear ya brother pig. We had to jump on ours a couple times because the guys (we knew them) were always in the back lot talking story.

Yikes!