robxb
The Stig's Canadian Cousin
robxb

Superb owl.  Who, me?

We were the same, except we put diapers on “subscribe and save.” Diapers were stolen from our porch. DIapers arrived late. Then we realized we were pretty good at predicting how long a pack of diapers or a can of formula would last, and just bought everything at Costco, a company that objectively does NOT suck.

Seriously. And how does anyone think deploying spike strips on a road that has a corridor of stopped cars filled with people is a good idea?

Yeah! And the truck is ugly too!

I know we all love to pile on Tesla and their fan-boyish owners.

Guessing by the brown sludge coming out of the thrusters at the end of that clip, I’d assume they were connected directly to the captain’s pants

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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Six miles in 35 minutes means a sub-6:00 mile x 6 miles. If you can walk that, enter the Olympics. Similarly, you’d be maintaining 24 MPH on a bike for 15 minutes straight: it’s possible, but rare in normal humans.

Long live the mythical base model.

Because cars aren’t priced based on their external dimensions?

What exactly does size have to do with price?

I seriously think we need to just introduce caps on wealth at this point.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

But seriously, what is it with Western tourists doing stupid shit overseas?

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

Not the best way to phrase it but he isn’t wrong.

Yeah... you need to own it long enough to actually drive it to the track. In theory he could have still made it to Summit point by about 8:30 that morning had he not met such an inelegant end.