Same.

Asshat? No no no, I believe you’re mistaken. This here, my friend, is a dickhat.

I hate everything about Google’s response to this. F those guys.

Probably depends what 360 you had. The slim was a little better than the first gen ones.

Hang on.. A new vita? Didn’t Sony pretty much give up on these?

We can start a kickstarter just for her.

My girlfriend started dating me at 24 years old, and I was her first relationship. She went to an all girl school, didn’t have many male friends, and to put it simply, was (and still is) very innocent. We took things very slow (like, many months), and she often feels like what we’re doing is “wrong”. Her family isn’t…

High-Strength Steel ;)

It wouldn’t be so bad if you just made magnets :).

So this way when they get home, half the foreplay is already done!

This rule kind of goes to shit when your friends are a bunch of flakes who say they’re going to attend your party, and then they dont, or the opposite, when you get a bunch of maybes, no answers, and not goings, yet everyone decides to come because they have nothing better going on. :(

True story.

Heheh, spoiler alert.

Losing speed at an alarming rate, because they’re smashing into the people in front of them? :D

I have something similar with Ford Sync (mind you, canned responses), but unfortunately it’s the first version and doesn’t work with my iPhone 5. Pretty lame of Ford to not give tiny updates to keep it relevant.

I don’t even understand this at all anymore. Hold down the home button, say “siri, text person, Hey, I’ll be there soon. Need me to pick anything up?”. Siri responds and asks you if you want to send it, you say yes, keeping eyes on the road the whole time, and only briefly feeling for the home button.

If said person…

This is branded for Forza Motorsport 6, I get it, and it looks really good, but why doesn’t Ford team up with Microsoft to, I dunno, make a decent racing wheel that doesn’t cost $400?

Clittoral combat ship? Must like the way that water is rubbing against it’s underside.

This didn’t happen to me, but to my dad when he was about my age.

He was driving his motorcycle down a straight road at the speed limit and has no stop signs or anything. A man driving a car from a side street decided that motorcyclists lives aren’t important, and so he decided to ignore the rules of the road. He went…

I’ve been reading Jalopnik for what must be 5 years, and have never come across this one. Where have I been? It’s gold!