weird flex but ok. 

Y’all didn’t read the question very carefully, haha. The question is “What car being sold today will be a future collectible?” A V10 M5 (which was last sold new over a decade ago) or an R34 Skyline doesn’t qualify, especially as the latter of which is already a collectible.

For Jalops?

Well, I starred your comment because...yeah. But as a native Texan, please know there are plenty (I dare say “most”) of us who are decent human beings.It’s just that good, everyday people rarely make it on the evening news...

We have here the crossing of 3 things

He's identifying the client's class in the hierarchy.

more like:

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Yes, tired of Colorado being a cross section of these people and van-lifers constantly accidentally setting forests on fire or completely destroying natural sites (whether it’s constantly rolling off of mountain trails or overwhelming hiking trails with their dogs shitting everywhere)

Someone sounds salty af.

Or the road could be dug out a bit more.  Other than worrying about drainage, this is as significantly simpler solution.

it amazes me that people can’t seem to figure it out.

Remember when stupid racist assholes just kept their mouths shut and keep their awful opinions inside their heads? And now they’re emboldened to rant their bullshit in public like it’s no big deal. It’s like something encouraged them to come out of the Bigot Closet. I wonder what it was? Hmmm . . .

Methinks his alcohol intake came before his onboarding.

Jalopnik, please. Remeber what your exiled forefather Master DeMuro taught you. Good journalism will farm it’s own clicks, and the readers remember. Please don’t go the way of CarBuzz and countless other click-bait auto websites. You are better than this - or you once were. Peak Jalopnik was 3-4 years ago, it’s not too…

“Teach her to leave me for a d*ke” being the subtext.

This screams “that bitch my ex drove a Subaru.”