You know you’re contributing to global death by posting in this thread on a piece of unnecessary pointless bullshit, right?

The car is definitely being prepared for air freight. You can see “American Airlines” on the blue strap in this picture:

Or...hear me out! 195hp, FWD, raised up a little add some extra doors and because Nissan is fancy like that throw in an awesome CVT!!! 

This thing is going to slog a 50k stinger... how cheap are you talking? I guess it depends how unreasonably dumb your takes are.

It’s a two-door sports car, what new technology do you absolutely have to have that this car doesn’t?

Jeebus, we wanted to see the color not that eyesore they used it on.

Everyone on this site: “I want a fast, stylish-but-not-overstyled, 300-400hp car with RWD, a manual transmission, and relatively analog underpinnings. I also want it for cheap.”

It’s gorgeous. Now that we’re seeing colors beyond yellow, I want to know where I can start lobbying to ask for my favorite color options, orange and brown.

This is like the anti-Supra. Understated instead of over-styled, distinct nods to its heritage. Give it the 400hp TT V6 and a stick, price it in the low-40s to compete with the Mustang GT and undercut the I6 Supra, and you’d have to win hearts and minds of enthusiasts everywhere, right?

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

Good thing Jalopnik is giving this tool’s YT channel more visibility to pay off the fines and keep doing stupid shit for monetary gain 

The correct answer is “Life Is A Highway”

Blasphemy!!

I can’t drive 55

Any Pop-Country 

I'm being Kinjaed and can only reply, but my vote is for Life is a Highway. I just never really liked it.

We’re closed and no longer accepting retirees from other states.

It’s funny, everyone who hasn’t ridden a big Harley doesn’t get why folks love them. Then they ride them and they love it.