1. After insurance and fuel, a car-owners largest outlay of money is for coolant. A 2015 study found the average car owner spends over $1600/year on coolant.

I’ll start by saying that I live in a glass house and probably should not cast stones, and I am also a pot that often calls the kettle black. I drive a beat up ‘06 Acura TSX and and rusty ‘73 Datsun 620. Both are complete shit, but they run. That said, about ten years ago, on maybe the second or third date that my now…

You sure you’re not confusing Texas with California?

Was this car’s interior designed by Casio? It looks like you’d be sitting at the controls of a complex scientific calculator.

Why has nobody suggested “Drone”.

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959 causes autism

I like that he said:

I don’t mind fixing somebody else’s mistakes if I know what I’m heading into. I bought my 240Z, which the prior owner turbo-swapped, knowing that the motor was probably toast, and it was. Melted head and grenaded pistons. I was able to find motor from an ‘83 ZX turbo for $50 and after a couple hundred bucks spent on…

Remember that lady who, along with her passengers, got wasted by a train because she couldn’t remember how to shift into reverse using the new fangled column shifter in her Mercedes? That is why we can’t have nice things.

This a million times. Whenever I have major work to do on my truck, the first thing I do is head to the grocery store and buy one box of gallon size and one box of quart size zip lock bags. Pictures are taken of every part in the order they’re taken off, nuts are threaded onto bolts, bags are labeled and numbered in…

Was this thing stored at the bottom of a swamp?

Pretty impressive that Mercedes was able to capture the hair and fashion trends of female American politicians, The Fifth Element, and Ducky all in one shot. I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t include a sexagenerian in gauchos.

Does that thing give you up to date stock quotes too?

I think the real story here is WHY THE FUCK DOES THE US GOVERNMENT HAVE A BAN ON KINDER SURPRISE EGGS?!?

There are quite a few of those on the road on the west coast, especially here in San Diego. Most likely pulling landscaper truck duty. As a matter of fact, there’s a kid that lives about two blocks from me that has one slammed on trailer wheels sticking out past the fenders. He always revs his engine at me whenever I…

Carfax is a joke. When we were still dating, my wife, against my urging, bought a used 2006 Scion TC from a BHPH lot because she liked the color. The Carfax report showed no major incidents, but the body of the car said otherwise. That car crawled down the road sideways like a crab and had panel gaps large enough to…

They should have named it the Dodge Dart DGAF

Everything except for that license plate. Deliberately crooked license plate = artistry.

Their naming convention where all car names start with an “E” is stupid. Almost as stupid as putting a chrome beak on all of your cars or renaming all of your cars ‘Q’.